My Wife is a
Love love chu chu.
rabu rabu chu chu
High
School
Girl
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
I'm gonna squeeze you tight.
KYUN to shichau no
I got carried away cleaning, and broke a vase.
osouji hariki chattara kabin wachatte
Oops...
When I thought I'd try and make a salad, I cut my finger.
sarada ni shiyokka na tte yubi kichatte
Ouch!
But you still smile at me, and that's all I need.
soredemo anata waratte kureru sore dake de
You make me so happy that I start to feel dizzy.
mou happy sugite kurakura shite kichau
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
Be loving with me, but don't make me sad, or I'll hate it!
kawaigatte ne samishiku sasecha iya yo
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu.
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hold on to me even tighter.
GYUtto shite ne motto
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
So I'll squeeze you tight.
KYUNto shichau
We'll be together forever.
zutto issho ne
Original TV-Fansub: LIME-Anime _ Additional Work: ReDone-Subs
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
What are you looking at, Mama?
I'm doing some reconnaissance.
"Reconnaissance"?
I want understand Ichimaru-sensei better by investigating his surroundings.
Mama, you still haven't given up on him?
You bet I haven't. Ichimaru-sensei tickles my maternal instinct a little.
I want to take care of him, and stuff.
Mama, you didn't catch some bad disease again, did you?
Ah, Darling-
Ooh, that was TOO close.
Why do I have to hide?
Is something wrong?
Oh, no. Darling, have a safe trip.
Huh?
M-Mama, look! Look!
Have a safe trip.
What's going on up in here?!
Did we just see that?
A-Asami-oneechan is...
What should I do?
Did they see what we did there?
How can I fix this?
Our Secret Revealed...!
The two lights that reach the Earth...
Did they really see us?
...each departed from a quasar during different ages.
If the wrong people find out about that,
we could be...
What's wrong, Asami?
Are you okay? Or are you feeling ill?
No, I'm fine.
But you look so pale.
I bet you were up late last night.
Please keep quiet during class.
Sorry.
Are you really okay?
Yeah, I'm fine. It's nothing.
When it comes to worries, expression is a lot more helpful than repression.
Yep, yep. You can talk to us whenever you have a problem.
Yeah, thanks.
But I wonder what was going on this morning.
Did they really kiss?
Whatever that was, it wasn't a normal kiss between normal siblings.
Could those two be...
...in a forbidden brother-sister relationship?
Asami.
Onii-chan.
What's so "forbidden"?
Nothing a kid has to know!
Worrying about it won't get me anywhere.
This leaves me no choice but to launch a full frontal assault!
Sasuke!
What is it?
Mama's battle dress!
Can you zip me up in back?
Sure thing!
Great. Today's the day I shoot Ichimaru-sensei out of the sky.
I really want to believe that they didn't see.
But...
I'm fairly sure they saw us.
Aah! "Forbidden" Asami-oneechan!
Quiet!
For-bid-den?
Umm.
Umm...
No, you can go first.
N-No, you first. I don't really have anything to say...
Honestly, me neither...
I can't exactly ask if she saw us kissing.
It's too awkward to ask if she was kissing her brother.
But I can't leave things like this.
But, my future man is... "with" his little sister.
What's wrong? Come a little closer!
Umm.
Hey, Asami-chan, this morning...
What's the matter?
Kuri!
Hey! Get down here!
Stupid!
Isn't he too small to jump down safely from up all the way up there?
This is awful...
Kuri!
Ah, Kuri!
Thank goodness!
Kuri, if anything happened to you,
I just couldn't face Darling or get his forgiveness.
What was that?
"Darling"?
Ah, n-no...
W-Won't you come in for some dumplings (dango)?
It sure is getting hotter and hotter these days... (dandan atsuku, etc.)
D-Dance, u-umm...
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da...
I'm right, right?
I'm pretty sure you just said "Darling."
Ahh... By "Darling," do you mean...
...S-Sensei?
So you're a couple, but you're keeping it on the down-low.
Umm, this just HAS to remain a secret.
If the school found out about this...
Then naturally, Sensei would be... fired.
I understand. I won't tell a single soul.
Sasuke knows how to keep a secret, too.
Thank you very much.
Setting that aside...
Since Sensei is married...
...I guess I don't have a chance with him.
Sakura-san...
I'd better head home.
It's almost time for work anyway.
Sasuke, time to go.
Okay!
I'm home.
Darling, I'm so sorry.
W-What's wrong?
I... I...
So that's what happened.
They saw us kissing this morning.
I'm really sorry.
It was bound to happen.
But Sakura-san said she'd keep it a secret too, right?
Yeah...
This kind of puts the "fortune" in "misfortune."
We'll both have to be more careful.
Yes.
Is the bath ready?
It's been a long day, and I'm really tired.
Yes, it's ready.
Thanks.
Looks like I'll have to start the "good man search" all over again.
Asami-oneechan sure is nice.
I want to marry a girl like her someday.
Why you simple-minded little boy...
Mama, put me down!
This calls for noogies!
I'm off.
Have a safe trip.
Bye.
Now then...
Mama, I'm sorries!
Darling, I'm completely ready to face...
...whatever might come our way.
So, please keep loving me, forever and always.
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
I'm off.
Have a safe trip.
You two are getting along ever so well.
Grandma.
Eh? The one from Hiroshima?
Ahh, you found the place, Grandma. How are you?
As you can see, I have. Your directions led me straight to it.
Oh, this is my wife.
I'm Asami.
Pleased to meet you.
Having such a lovely wife must make you...
...a very happy man, Kyousuke.
A-Asami, a moment please.
Actually, I kept it a secret from Grandma that you're in high school.
I figured that she would object to our wedding.
What am I to do?
I can't let her see my school uniform.
We'll have to trick her for the time being.
No way...
Kyousuke! If you don't hurry, you're going to be late for school.
Sorry.
Well, I'm off.
Geez, Darling.
You Want a Great-Grandchild...!?
Umm...
Grandma, I've got to get to work.
Oh, do take care.
I'll be back before dark.
It's nice that Grandma came to visit us.
But will I have to keep changing clothes in the train station restroom?
Asa... I mean, Onohara.
"Science Lab"
Darling?
Grandma didn't realize you were going to school, right?
No, I gave her the slip.
Ah... thank goodness.
Anyway, I'll come home early today.
Okay.
Later.
Okay.
I'm home.
Welcome back.
Grandma, allow me to do it.
It's fine; please leave it to me. This is why I'm here.
I'm home.
What an amazing feast.
And these are...
...my special stamina noodles.
Specialty-cut tuna, nattou, turnips, yams, and okra.
That's pretty intense.
The sticky parts are especially effective.
I had to take charge and give you a shove in the right direction.
You see...
I just can't wait to see my great-grandchild.
"Great-grandchild"?
In other words, your child.
A-About that...
Won't you two hurry up and make a child?
Holding my great-grandchild would be the final joy in my life.
With that in mind,
I'll be staying here until you conceive a child.
Eh!?
Grandma poses a real problem.
"Until we conceive a child," she says.
I think we should tell her the truth.
You'll be inconvenienced if we don't.
Darling...
Grandma... Actually, we have something important to tell you.
Something important?
We're sorry we kept this a secret, but...
The truth is, Asami...
What about Asami-chan?
Actually, well...
In other words...
Is that so!?
What.
There's one on the way, isn't there? Congratulations!
A baby: my great-grandchild...
Eh!?!
Yes! Congratulations!
Thank the heavens.
So, when are you due?
U-Umm, it's not like...
Hey, Asami! You there?
Father?
Hey, Asami.
What's the matter?
I bought a watermelon for you.
Oh, you must be Asami-san's father.
You've always been taking care of Kyousuke.
She's my husband's grandmother.
You must be thrilled. Congratulations!
T-That's not...
About your grandchild.
Asami-chan is having a baby.
Father!
Are you okay!?
Father!
Are you okay!? Father!
Sorry.
My grandmother got the wrong idea.
I'm really sorry.
I want to see my great-grandchild's face, if even a day faster.
Kyousuke's and Asami-chan's child would surely be adorable, don't you think?
I'm done with this subject.
"This subject," you say?
Don't you want a grandchild?
Enough about this grandchild business! I'll never allow such a thing!
Father.
But whether you permit it or not, they're still a married couple.
To get my approval, they agreed to this.
As you can see, this is a settled matter.
A contract?
They're contractually forbidden to "do anything."
Not until Asami graduates from high school, at least.
"High school"?
I'm going home.
You're a high school student?
I see.
Sorry.
High school... still a child.
Sorry, Grandma.
It's my fault. When we got married,
I failed to mention that Asami was still in high school.
Sorry.
I am...
...going to sleep.
Grandma.
Eh? They're not getting it on until she gets out of high school?
That means... Asami-oneechan is a virgin!
Yeah! I'm not gonna let this chance slip away!
What are you thinking, you perverted kid?
They're married, but not having sex...
Clearly a complicated couple.
Hey, Darling. Please wake up, Darling.
Your grandma has...
Kyousuke, I'm returning to Hiroshima!
I made breakfast, so please eat up.
Asami-san, please take care of Kyousuke.
I plan to live a long time, until the day I can see my great-grandchild.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Grandma... thank you for the meal.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Yeah... it is.
It has a very... gentle flavor to it.
Yeah.
Say, Darling. About that contract...
I... don't mind.
Asami.
Because...
We had to sign that contract if we wanted our marriage to be blessed.
To avoid separating.
So, I...!
Oh no!
Darling... I'll wait as long as it takes.
Because I want you to love me forever.
Because I want to be loved.
All I am is a kitten
watashi wa koneko
All for you, and yours alone
anata hitori dake no
A naive little kitten; I want you to raise me right.
mijuku na koneko sodatete hoshii no
Can't you grant me this simple wish for anything
nozomareru koto no subete ni
and every last thing that I desire?
kotaete yukeru kana
If you stare at me with those longing, hungry eyes,
nagai me de mitete kuretara
I'll make this scene hotter and hotter just for you
dokidoki sasete itte ageru
Your kisses are like love vitamins, so give me more and more of them.
ai no bitamin kiss motto choudai
Wrapped inside your loving arms so tight, I can sleep again tonight.
itoshii ude no naka kyou mo nemuru no
Forever and ever only yours; just a kitten of love.
zutto anata dake no ai no koneko
Preview
Asami here.
There are so many things to look forward to this summer.
I'll make a bold, sexy approach in a skimpy swimsuit.
So please, love me lots next week too.